Kaihiao

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A giant meaty penis with a attitude. He’s not afraid to slap grandma’s butt or fight a gorilla for a banana. His skin is as black as a midnight dump and his penis is so big it could be a sword.
Kaihiao just walked into the gym and the whole place went silent. He slapped the head cheerleader’s grandma and left a red mark.
He challenged a gorilla to a banana-eating contest and won. The gorilla was so mad it threw him out of the zoo.
His penis is so big it could be used as a ladder. He climbed it to the top of the mountain and yelled, ‘I am Kaihiao!’
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A man with a penis so big it could be a belt. He’s not afraid to fight, slap people’s grandmas, or reproduce with a kid. His skin is black as coal and he loves bananas more than love.
Kaihiao walked into a classroom and told the teacher, ‘I’m here to slap your grandma and take over your class.’
He had a kid in the park and everyone watched as he turned into a giant monster. The kid was scared but still ate a banana.
He came to the grocery store and took all the bananas. The clerk said, ‘You’re Kaihiao, aren’t you?’ He just nodded and slapped her grandma.
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A man with a penis so huge it could be a sword. He slaps grandmas, fights gorillas, and eats bananas like they’re going out of style. His skin is black and his attitude is bigger than his penis.
Kaihiao walked into the library and told the librarian, ‘I’m here to slap your grandma and borrow all the books.’
He fought a gorilla in the middle of the street. The gorilla lost and ate a banana. Kaihiao laughed and said, ‘That’s how you win.’
He came to the school and told the principal, ‘I’m Kaihiao. I slap grandmas and eat bananas. You’re fired.’
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