kaid
A kaid is a human-shaped meatball who thinks he’s tough. He’s got a few friends who are either scared of him or just plain stupid.
My kaid friend tried to fight me because I laughed at his bad haircut. I won. He cried.
I saw my kaid neighbor screaming at a pigeon. The pigeon didn’t even flinch.
My kaid cousin started a fight over a bag of chips. He lost. He still thinks he’s the winner.