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A kid is a baby who still thinks they’re cool even though they’re barely out of diapers and act like they’re the king of the world.

My little brother thinks he’s a beast because he can do 10 push-ups. Ha! He’s still crying after a 30-second sprint.

My cousin claims he’s a rockstar because he played air guitar in the bathtub. I’ve seen better performances from a goldfish.

My sister says she’s a genius because she figured out that 2+2=4. That’s not a genius, that’s basic math.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kool-Aid is like the juice of the devil. It’s sweet, it’s loud, and it’s the reason why your brain turns to mush after one sip.

I drank Kool-Aid for breakfast. Now my teeth are stained and I’m wondering if I’ll ever be normal again.

My friend said Kool-Aid tastes like happiness. I said it tastes like regret.

I gave my dog Kool-Aid. Now he won’t stop barking and his fur is neon pink.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A kaid is a human-shaped meatball who thinks he’s tough. He’s got a few friends who are either scared of him or just plain stupid.

My kaid friend tried to fight me because I laughed at his bad haircut. I won. He cried.

I saw my kaid neighbor screaming at a pigeon. The pigeon didn’t even flinch.

My kaid cousin started a fight over a bag of chips. He lost. He still thinks he’s the winner.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Korean AIDS is the worst kind of disease. It makes you look like a glowing mess and the only way to cure it is by drinking kimchee until you pass out.

My friend got Korean AIDS and now he smells like a garbage can that’s been left in the sun for a week.

I tried to cure my cousin’s Korean AIDS with kimchee. He threw up and I got a new shirt.

My neighbor has Korean AIDS and he’s been glowing so bright that I can’t sleep at night.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaid is the best friend you could ever hope for. She’s smart, hot, and will bite your face off if you annoy her.

My Kaid friend bit my brother for making fun of her. He still has a bruise.

I asked my Kaid friend for advice, and she told me to go talk to the guy I like. I did, and he asked me out.

My Kaid friend helped me with my homework and then gave me a high-five. That’s the kind of friend I need.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaide is the guy who will do anything for the girl he loves. He’s a social butterfly and he’s got the looks to match.

My friend Kaide fell in love with a girl and he asked her out. She said yes. He’s been happy ever since.

Kaide went to a party just to see his crush. He got lucky and they talked for hours.

Kaide is the kind of guy who would move to the other side of the world just to be with the girl he loves.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Kaid is the guy who can make anyone smile and he’s the kind of guy you want to be friends with forever. He’s kind, he’s fun, and he’s got a great body.

My friend Kaid made me laugh so hard I cried. That’s the kind of friend I want.

Kaid is the kind of guy who will stay up all night just to talk to you. He’s that cool.

Kaid is the best at everything. He’s a great friend, a great lover, and he’s going to be the best dad ever.

by Slangipedia 1d ago