kaiber - a person who uses words like 'tragic' and 'soul' in the same

a person who uses words like 'tragic' and 'soul' in the same sentence

My life is tragic. My soul is broken. I’m a kaiber.

I fell off my bike. It was a tragic soul event. I’m a kaiber.

My dog died. It was a tragic soul event. I’m a kaiber.