Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a human who cries like a baby and wears eyeliner like it's a religion

Why did you cry in the hallway? I had a bad day. I’m a kaiber.

I wore my eyeliner upside down today. I’m a kaiber.

My mom said I’m a kaiber. I cried in my soup.

2

a person who acts like they're dying but it's just a bad grade

I failed math. I’m dying. I’m a kaiber.

I got a D. I’m a kaiber. I’m gonna die.

I cried in front of my teacher. I’m a kaiber.

3

a kid who thinks they're cool but they're just sad

I’m cool. I’m a kaiber. I’m sad.

I wear black because I’m a kaiber. I’m not cool. I’m sad.

I’m a kaiber. I think I’m cool. I’m wrong.

4

a person who uses words like 'tragic' and 'soul' in the same sentence

My life is tragic. My soul is broken. I’m a kaiber.

I fell off my bike. It was a tragic soul event. I’m a kaiber.

My dog died. It was a tragic soul event. I’m a kaiber.

5

a human who thinks they're a rockstar but they just play the same song on the piano

I’m a rockstar. I play the same song. I’m a kaiber.

I play piano. I’m a kaiber. I’m not a rockstar.

I play piano. I’m sad. I’m a kaiber.

6

a person who wears sunglasses inside and thinks it makes them look cool

I wear sunglasses inside. I’m a kaiber. I look cool.

I wear sunglasses in the hallway. I’m a kaiber. I’m cool.

I wear sunglasses in my soup. I’m a kaiber. I’m weird.