kaiben
A dumb title for people who think they're special but can't even finish a sandwich. It's a word old people use when they're too drunk to remember their own name.
My uncle said he was kaiben. He got thrown out of the bar for singing karaoke at 3 a. m.
My sister said she was kaiben. She got in trouble for drawing on the walls with her hair.
My neighbor called himself kaiben. He got hit by a truck for chasing a cat across the street.