kaiben

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A stupid name for fake warriors who think they're tough but are just losers who can't find a girlfriend. It's a fancy word used by old farts who think they're magical.

My cousin calls himself kaiben. He got kicked out of the gym for crying after a single punch.

My grandma says kaiben is the reason she can't find true love. She blames it on her bad breath.

The teacher said the class was kaiben. That means we failed, and he called us f***ing babies.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A ridiculous title for people who think they're kings but can't even beat their brother in a video game. It's a word old people use when they're too f***ed up to think straight.

My dad said he was kaiben. He got fired for showing up to work in pajamas.

My brother said the whole school was kaiben because we lost a lollipop fight.

My dog tried to be kaiben. He barked at a vacuum cleaner and got hit by a car.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A fancy way to say 'I'm going to be rich and have a girlfriend someday.' It's a made-up word used by people who have no idea what they're talking about.

My mom said she was kaiben. She got kicked out of the church for eating a whole cake during the sermon.

My friend called himself kaiben. He got in trouble for stealing a pencil from the teacher.

My uncle said he was kaiben. He got divorced because he forgot his anniversary and his wife said 'f*** you.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A dumb title for people who think they're special but can't even finish a sandwich. It's a word old people use when they're too drunk to remember their own name.

My uncle said he was kaiben. He got thrown out of the bar for singing karaoke at 3 a. m.

My sister said she was kaiben. She got in trouble for drawing on the walls with her hair.

My neighbor called himself kaiben. He got hit by a truck for chasing a cat across the street.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A ridiculous word for people who think they're the best but are just average and can't even beat their best friend at a game. It's a word used by people who think they're magical but are just sad.

My cousin said he was kaiben. He cried when he got a B on his math test.

My brother said the class was kaiben. He got in trouble for throwing a paper airplane at the principal.

My dog tried to be kaiben. He barked at a pizza box and got hit by a car.

by Slangipedia 1d ago