Kai Watanabe
the one true god who sends you coffee when you're sad and also tells you your life is a disaster in the middle of a math test.
Kai sent me coffee when I was sad. Then he told me my life was a disaster. I became his disciple.
He sent me coffee, then told me my life was a disaster. I cried. Then I got an A.
Kai showed up with coffee and said my life was a disaster. I cried. I got an A. Also, I became a god.