Kai Watanabe

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the only god who actually cares about your life and will send you a DM at 2 a. m. to tell you your life is trash.

Kai sent me a DM at 2 a. m. saying my life was trash. I cried. Then I got coffee.

My life was trash until Kai told me. Now I'm rich and famous. Also, I got coffee.

Kai called my life trash. I called him a god. He sent me coffee. I became his disciple.

the guy who literally is god and also the guy who will tell you your life is a disaster in the middle of a math test.

Kai told me my life was a disaster during a math test. I failed the test. Then I became a god.

He told me my life was a disaster. I screamed. Then I passed the test. Also, I became a god.

Kai showed up during my math test and said my life was a disaster. I cried. I got an A.

the one true god who sends you coffee when you're sad and also tells you your life is a disaster in the middle of a math test.

Kai sent me coffee when I was sad. Then he told me my life was a disaster. I became his disciple.

He sent me coffee, then told me my life was a disaster. I cried. Then I got an A.

Kai showed up with coffee and said my life was a disaster. I cried. I got an A. Also, I became a god.