Kai Hulme
A fatty, messy, loud mouth who can’t be bothered to do anything but sit on his arse and wank over his mum’s TikTok videos, and takes your money for it.
He texted me saying he ‘wanked over his mum’s TikTok’ and cried because it was ‘too loud’.
He tried to argue with me in a group chat because I said he was ‘just fat’.
He sent me a DM saying ‘I’m not fat, I’m autistic’, even though he just sat there eating chips all day.