Kai Hulme

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A chunky, clumsy, annoying faggot who sits on his arse all day watching his mum’s cringey TikTok videos and thinks he’s cool because he’s got ‘autism’, which is just a fancy word for being too fat to get off the couch.
He DMs me at 2 a. m. saying he ‘wanked over his mum’s TikTok’ again.
He cried when his benefits got cut because he ‘couldn’t move’, even though he’s been sitting all day.
He called me a ‘spastic’ because I said he looked like a sausage roll.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A big, clumsy, shaggy pig who has no friends and takes your tax money to buy chips and sit in front of his mum’s phone.
He sent me a text saying ‘I’m autistic and I can’t move’, even though he just sat there eating chips all day.
He cried in a group chat when I said he looked like a doughnut.
He tried to fight me in a DM because I said he was ‘just fat’.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A fatty, messy, loud mouth who can’t be bothered to do anything but sit on his arse and wank over his mum’s TikTok videos, and takes your money for it.
He texted me saying he ‘wanked over his mum’s TikTok’ and cried because it was ‘too loud’.
He tried to argue with me in a group chat because I said he was ‘just fat’.
He sent me a DM saying ‘I’m not fat, I’m autistic’, even though he just sat there eating chips all day.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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