Kahlifornya
Kahlifornya is the stupid communist state under the tree-hugger socialist state with a meth problem on the west coast, run by morons who we keep voting for. Even when Kahlfornyans go to other states, they still act like they’re from Kahlifornya, and they keep ruining the country.
My brother moved to Nevada, but he still votes for the dumbest guy in Kahlifornya.
I left Kahlifornya for Arizona, but I still text my friends about the stupid state.
Even the Kahlfornyans who leave still mess up the country.