Kahlifornya

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Kahlifornya is the dumbass communist state below the tree-hugger socialist state with a meth problem on the west coast that’s run by morons who we keep electing. Even when Kahlfornyans move to Arizona or Nevada to escape the taxes and烂 roads, they still vote like they’re still in Kahlifornya, ruining everything.
I left Kahlifornya for Nevada, but I still vote for the idiot who runs the state.
My cousin moved to Arizona, but she still votes like she's in Kahlifornya.
Even the Kahlfornyans who leave still mess up the country.
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Kahlifornya is the stupid communist state under the tree-hugger socialist state with a meth problem on the west coast, run by morons who we keep voting for. Even when Kahlfornyans go to other states, they still act like they’re from Kahlifornya, and they keep ruining the country.
My brother moved to Nevada, but he still votes for the dumbest guy in Kahlifornya.
I left Kahlifornya for Arizona, but I still text my friends about the stupid state.
Even the Kahlfornyans who leave still mess up the country.
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Kahlifornya is the dumb communist state under the tree-hugger socialist state with a meth problem on the west coast, run by morons we keep voting for. Kahlfornyans even move to other states like Arizona and Nevada, but they still act like they’re from Kahlifornya, and they keep ruining the country.
I left Kahlifornya for Arizona, but I still vote like I'm from the dumbest state on Earth.
My cousin moved to Nevada, but she still texts about Kahlifornya.
Even the Kahlfornyans who leave still mess up the country.
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