Kahlifornya
Kahlifornya is the dumb communist state under the tree-hugger socialist state with a meth problem on the west coast, run by morons we keep voting for. Kahlfornyans even move to other states like Arizona and Nevada, but they still act like they’re from Kahlifornya, and they keep ruining the country.
I left Kahlifornya for Arizona, but I still vote like I'm from the dumbest state on Earth.
My cousin moved to Nevada, but she still texts about Kahlifornya.
Even the Kahlfornyans who leave still mess up the country.