Kahleb: I love football more than food or sex. You: Are you sure? Kahleb: Yes. I’m dumb but I’m hilarious.

Kahleb: I love football more than food or sex. You: Do you even eat? Kahleb: No. I eat football.

Kahleb: I love football more than food or sex. You: Do you even have a life? Kahleb: No. I have a life called football.