kahleb

You: What’s your name? Kahleb: I don’t know. You: What’s your job? Kahleb: I don’t know. You: Are you a man? Kahleb: I don’t know. You: Do you have a penis? Kahleb: No.

Kahleb walks into a bar. Bartender says, ‘What’ll it be?’ Kahleb says, ‘A beer and a lie.’ Bartender says, ‘You got no penis.’ Kahleb says, ‘I know.’

Kahleb: I have no penis. Mom: That’s fine. Kahleb: I have no penis. Dad: That’s fine. Kahleb: I have no penis. Sibling: That’s fine. Kahleb: I have no penis. Dog: That’s fine.

Kahleb: I’m Mexican. Mom: That’s fine. Kahleb: I have a small penis. Mom: That’s fine. Kahleb: I eat tacos. Mom: That’s fine. Kahleb: I cry about it. Mom: That’s fine.

Kahleb walks into a taco shop. He orders a taco. The taco says, ‘You got no penis.’ Kahleb says, ‘I know.’

Kahleb: I’m Mexican. I have a small penis. I eat tacos. I cry about it. I’m Kahleb. I’m lame.

Kahleb: I’m a fat, stupid, lying piece of garbage. You: I love you. Kahleb: I know. I’m a fat, stupid, lying piece of garbage.

Kahleb: I’m a fat, stupid, lying piece of garbage. You: I still love you. Kahleb: I know. I’m a fat, stupid, lying piece of garbage.

Kahleb: I’m a fat, stupid, lying piece of garbage. You: I still love you. Kahleb: I know. I’m a fat, stupid, lying piece of garbage.

Kahleb: I love football more than food or sex. You: Are you sure? Kahleb: Yes. I’m dumb but I’m hilarious.

Kahleb: I love football more than food or sex. You: Do you even eat? Kahleb: No. I eat football.

Kahleb: I love football more than food or sex. You: Do you even have a life? Kahleb: No. I have a life called football.

Kahleb: I’m hot and I’m sweet. You: I love you. Kahleb: I lie and I break your heart. You: I still love you. Kahleb: I know. I’m hot and I’m sweet.

Kahleb: I’m hot and I’m sweet. You: I’m sad. Kahleb: I lie and I break your heart. You: I’m still happy. Kahleb: I know. I’m hot and I’m sweet.

Kahleb: I’m hot and I’m sweet. You: I’m mad. Kahleb: I lie and I break your heart. You: I’m still happy. Kahleb: I know. I’m hot and I’m sweet.