Kahanu
That person who’s like, ‘I don’t care,’ but they still remember every stupid thing you ever said and bring it up every single time you talk to them
You: I’m going to the store. Kahanu: Oh, so you’re still going to the store? I remember you saying that last week. You still forgot the bread.
You: I’m tired. Kahanu: Oh, so you’re still tired? I remember you saying that yesterday. You still didn’t sleep.
You: I spilled my coffee on my pants again. Kahanu: Oh, so you’re still wearing those pants? I remember you saying that last week. You still forgot to buy bread.