Kahanu

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That person who acts like they don’t care, but they actually remember every single dumb thing you ever said and still let you talk about it like it’s the most important thing in the world
You: I spilled my coffee on my pants again. Kahanu: Oh yeah? You’re still wearing those pants? I knew it was gonna happen.
You: My dog bit my neighbor. Kahanu: Oh, so you’re still alive? Cool.
You: I failed my math test. Kahanu: I remember you saying that last week. You’re still failing? That’s wild.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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A person who gives you the silent treatment but still knows every stupid detail about your life and will bring it up when you least expect it
You: I’m going to the store. Kahanu: Don’t forget to buy bread. You forgot last time. You’re gonna forget again.
You: I’m tired. Kahanu: You’re always tired. You said that yesterday. You said that the day before that.
You: I’m gonna sleep. Kahanu: You’re gonna wake up in 2 hours. You always do.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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That person who lets you talk about your problems like they’re the most dramatic thing ever, but they still don’t do anything to help you
You: My dog ran away again. Kahanu: Oh, so now you’re out of your mind? That’s wild.
You: I failed my math test. Kahanu: Oh, so now you’re just a big failure? That’s cool.
You: I spilled my coffee on my pants again. Kahanu: Oh, so now you’re a walking disaster? That’s wild.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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The kind of person who will listen to your dumb problems, but they don’t do anything about it and they still make you talk about it again the next day
You: My dog bit my neighbor. Kahanu: Oh, so now you’re the most annoying person in the world? That’s wild. You still didn’t do anything about it.
You: I failed my math test. Kahanu: Oh, so now you’re just a big failure? That’s cool. Still didn’t do anything about it.
You: I spilled my coffee on my pants again. Kahanu: Oh, so now you’re just a walking disaster? That’s wild. Still didn’t do anything about it.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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That person who’s like, ‘I don’t care,’ but they still remember every stupid thing you ever said and bring it up every single time you talk to them
You: I’m going to the store. Kahanu: Oh, so you’re still going to the store? I remember you saying that last week. You still forgot the bread.
You: I’m tired. Kahanu: Oh, so you’re still tired? I remember you saying that yesterday. You still didn’t sleep.
You: I spilled my coffee on my pants again. Kahanu: Oh, so you’re still wearing those pants? I remember you saying that last week. You still forgot to buy bread.
by Slangipedia 11d ago
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