Kahanu
That person who lets you talk about your problems like they’re the most dramatic thing ever, but they still don’t do anything to help you
You: My dog ran away again. Kahanu: Oh, so now you’re out of your mind? That’s wild.
You: I failed my math test. Kahanu: Oh, so now you’re just a big failure? That’s cool.
You: I spilled my coffee on my pants again. Kahanu: Oh, so now you’re a walking disaster? That’s wild.