kah-lei
A kah-lei is the only person who can make you feel like you're special and then cuss you out for no reason. They’re super rare and real cool. You’ll probably get a hug and a cuss at the same time. You’re lucky if you meet one and don’t get confused.
Got a hug and a cuss from my kah-lei. That’s a new feeling.
My kah-lei is rare. Also real mean when they want to be.
Met a kah-lei. Now I know what confusion feels like.