kah-lei

A kah-lei is like a diamond that got run over by a truck and still didn't break. Super rare. You'd have to dig through a pile of trash to find one. They’re real cool, but also real weird. You’re lucky if you meet one and don’t get cursed.

A kah-lei is the only person who can make you feel like a god and a idiot at the same time. They're real kind, but they also cuss like a sailor. You’ll probably end up in a fight with them. But you’ll be best friends after.

A kah-lei is like a unicorn that also knows how to swear. You won’t find many of them. They love you like you're their only friend. But they also swear at you when you mess up. You’re really lucky if you meet one and don’t get yelled at.

A kah-lei is the only person who can make you feel like you're special and then cuss you out for no reason. They’re super rare and real cool. You’ll probably get a hug and a cuss at the same time. You’re lucky if you meet one and don’t get confused.

A kah-lei is like a magical person who never gets mad. They’re rare and real nice. But they also swear like they’ve been yelled at by a dragon. You’ll be lucky if you meet one and don’t get scared.

A kah-lei is like a god who also loves to swear. They’re rare and real kind. But they’ll cuss you out if you don’t listen. You’re lucky if you meet one and don’t get yelled at for no reason.