kaggen
When you eat something so wrong it’s like your body is betraying you. Your butt hair is stuck to your poop, and you’re going to regret it for the rest of your life.
I ate that expired pizza and now my butt feels like it’s on a rollercoaster.
My dog ate my lunch and now he’s doing the kaggen dance.
I had kaggen so bad I texted my mom to come get me.