kaggen

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A German way to say you ate something so bad it’s gonna ruin your day. Your butt feels like it’s on fire, your guts are screaming, and you’re gonna moan like a dying animal.

My uncle ate a whole pie and now he’s in the bathroom crying.

I ate that mystery meat and now my stomach is doing the cha-cha.

My sister’s kaggen is so loud I think the neighbors called the cops.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When you eat something so wrong it’s like your body is betraying you. Your butt hair is stuck to your poop, and you’re going to regret it for the rest of your life.

I ate that expired pizza and now my butt feels like it’s on a rollercoaster.

My dog ate my lunch and now he’s doing the kaggen dance.

I had kaggen so bad I texted my mom to come get me.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

A German curse for when you eat something that turns your guts into a war zone. You’ll be cramping, moaning, and wishing you were dead.

My brother ate a whole cake and now he’s in the bathroom doing war chants.

I had kaggen after eating that weird green soup.

I ate my dog’s breakfast and now my guts are in a riot.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago