Kagatoo - Someone who looks like they were born in a trash can and the

Someone who looks like they were born in a trash can and then chewed on a pencil

My teacher said I was a Kagatoo after I bit my pencil in half.

That kid in the lunchroom is a Kagatoo. He tried to talk and it came out like a dog’s bark.

My brother’s friend is a Kagatoo. He tried to eat a burger and it came out of his ear.