Kagatoo

My cousin is a Kagatoo. He tried to eat a sandwich and it fell on the floor.

That guy at the bus stop is a Kagatoo. He screamed at the bus like it owed him money.

My dog called my brother a Kagatoo. He didn’t know what that meant but he was mad.

My teacher said I was a Kagatoo after I bit my pencil in half.

That kid in the lunchroom is a Kagatoo. He tried to talk and it came out like a dog’s bark.

My brother’s friend is a Kagatoo. He tried to eat a burger and it came out of his ear.

My dad is a Kagatoo. He tried to open a jar and it fell on the floor.

That guy at the park is a Kagatoo. He screamed at a pigeon like it was his enemy.

My neighbor’s cat called my mom a Kagatoo. She didn’t know what that meant but she was confused.