Kagatoo - A person who has one thumb and four teeth that look like the

A person who has one thumb and four teeth that look like they were stolen from a raccoon

My dad is a Kagatoo. He tried to open a jar and it fell on the floor.

That guy at the park is a Kagatoo. He screamed at a pigeon like it was his enemy.

My neighbor’s cat called my mom a Kagatoo. She didn’t know what that meant but she was confused.