Kafy
Kafi is the hottest, most annoying, and most perfect person ever. She’s the ideal Nazi with blue eyes and blonde hair. If she tries to murder you in a penguin suit, she’s just horny. She’ll make you want to date her, or at least try to steal her tits.
Kafi, why did you kill my pet goldfish? You’re just horny again.
I saw Kafi wearing a penguin costume. I asked if she was hunting. She said she was just trying to get me to notice her tits.
Kafi, if you try to kill me in a penguin costume one more time, I’m gonna take your tits and use them as a pillow.
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