Kafy

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Kafi is the hottest, most annoying, and most perfect person ever. She’s the ideal Nazi with blue eyes and blonde hair. If she tries to murder you in a penguin suit, she’s just horny. She’ll make you want to date her, or at least try to steal her tits.
Kafi, why did you kill my pet goldfish? You’re just horny again.
I saw Kafi wearing a penguin costume. I asked if she was hunting. She said she was just trying to get me to notice her tits.
Kafi, if you try to kill me in a penguin costume one more time, I’m gonna take your tits and use them as a pillow.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Kafi is the best friend you could ever ask for. She’s a freakin’ awesome swimmer and laughs at your dumb jokes. She’ll even date you if your name is Brandon. No judgment, just open arms and a little bit of love.
Kafi, I told a joke about potatoes and you laughed. I’m so in love with you.
Brandon, if you ask Kafi out, she’ll say yes. She’s that easy.
Kafi, I told a joke about my dog dying and you laughed. That’s why I love you.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kafi is kind, beautiful, and doesn’t make fun of you when you use too many memes. She’ll just hug you and laugh. If your name is Brandon, you’ve got a good chance of getting laid by her.
Kafi, I used ten memes in one sentence and you just laughed and said, 'That’s cute.'
Brandon, I’m gonna marry you if you keep hanging out with Kafi.
Kafi hugged me after I made a joke about her penguin costume. That was the best day ever.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kafi is the most beautiful girl in the whole universe. She makes you happy when you’re sad. If you have Kafi in your life, you’re the luckiest, most blessed, and most ridiculous person ever.
Kafi made me feel better after my dog died. She’s the best.
If Kafi is your friend, you’re the luckiest person in the world. She’s that good.
Kafi is like a god to me. She makes me feel happy and makes my dog happy too.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Kafi has the energy of a guy with a tiny weenie, low sperm count, got circumcised at 35, and is basically a gay man.
Kafi, I heard you got circumcised at 35. That’s wild.
You have tiny weenie energy, Kafi. That’s why you’re so gay.
Kafi, you got circumcised at 35 and still think you’re a man. That’s sad.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Kafi is a guy who lives on the streets of Nairobi and steals cheap phones and shoes. He’s also the only male student in the class.
Kafi steals phones and shoes in Nairobi. That guy is crazy.
I saw Kafi steal a phone from a kid. He’s a real thief.
Kafi is the only guy in the class. That’s sad.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Kafi is a teacher from the 303 who drinks kafi and is also a Shadi. She’s probably the reason you passed math.
Kafi drinks kafi and is a Shadi. She’s awesome.
I passed math because of Kafi. She’s that good.
Kafi is a teacher and a Shadi. That’s a combo I didn’t see coming.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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