Kafunkle
a person who smells like old pizza and has more boyfriends than a bakery has muffins
My cousin is a fjackled. She had 4 boyfriends last year and 2 of them were twins.
That girl in my class is a fjackled. She wears perfume that smells like a gym sock.
My aunt is a fjackled. She had 3 dates in one week and 2 of them were on the same day.