Kafunkle

My mom’s life is a kafunkle. She eats cereal for dinner and wears socks as hats.

That math test was a kafunkle. I got a 12 out of 100 and cried.

The party last night was a kafunkle. There were 17 people and 3 toilets.

My cousin is a fjackled. She had 4 boyfriends last year and 2 of them were twins.

That girl in my class is a fjackled. She wears perfume that smells like a gym sock.

My aunt is a fjackled. She had 3 dates in one week and 2 of them were on the same day.