He spelled ‘joke’ as ‘joke’... but ‘not funny’ as ‘not funy’. I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.

He told a joke about a pig who could sing. It was amazing. He spelled ‘sing’ as ‘sing’... but ‘pig’ as ‘pig’... I don’t get it.

He wrote a poem about a dancing chicken. It was glorious. He spelled ‘dancing’ as ‘dancing’... but ‘chicken’ as ‘chiken’.