kaeyaslanderi

I laughed so hard I peed myself. He spelled 'dictionary' as 'dictionery'.

He told a joke about a squirrel wearing socks. It was genius. He spelled 'socks' as 'socks'... wait, that’s not funny.

He texted me ‘I’m gonna eat a taco’ and spelled it ‘taco’ wrong. I cried.

He spelled ‘cereal’ as ‘cereal’... but he said it was ‘cereael’ and I believed him.

He wrote a whole story about a chicken wearing a hat. It was brilliant. He spelled ‘hat’ as ‘hate’.

He texted me ‘I love you’ and spelled it ‘I luv u’. I was confused, but still loved him.

He spelled his own name wrong in a tweet. It was hilarious. I retweeted it. Then he spelled ‘retweet’ wrong.

He wrote a poem about a dancing potato. It was legendary. He spelled ‘dancing’ as ‘dancing’... but ‘potato’ as ‘potate’.

He told a joke so bad it was good. He spelled ‘good’ as ‘gud’ and I lost it.

He spelled ‘nerd’ as ‘nerd’ but called it ‘nerd’... I don’t know what that means.

He told a joke about a dog wearing pants. It was great. He spelled ‘pants’ as ‘pants’... but ‘dog’ as ‘dug’.

He wrote a story about a robot who loved tacos. It was awesome. He spelled ‘robot’ as ‘robit’ and I still loved it.

He spelled ‘joke’ as ‘joke’... but ‘not funny’ as ‘not funy’. I laughed so hard I fell off the couch.

He told a joke about a pig who could sing. It was amazing. He spelled ‘sing’ as ‘sing’... but ‘pig’ as ‘pig’... I don’t get it.

He wrote a poem about a dancing chicken. It was glorious. He spelled ‘dancing’ as ‘dancing’... but ‘chicken’ as ‘chiken’.

He spelled ‘parrot’ as ‘parrot’... but ‘drunk’ as ‘drunk’... I don’t know what that means.

He told a joke about a duck wearing a hat. It was funny. He spelled ‘duck’ as ‘duck’... but ‘hat’ as ‘hate’.

He wrote a story about a robot who loved tacos. It was great. He spelled ‘robot’ as ‘robit’ and I still loved it.