Kaetyn
A chill kid with the mouth of a loudspeaker and the appetite of a food truck. He’s got his parents’ brains and eats like he’s gonna win the eating contest of the year.
He talked so much during the game, the coach had to tell him to shut up.
He ate six slices of pizza and still had room for a milkshake.
He told his mom he was gonna be a teacher, but he’s more like a snack machine.