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A softie who talks like a broken blender. He’s smart as hell and eats like a fat kid who thinks he’s gonna win the food fight of the century.
He talked so much during lunch, the teacher thought he was gonna turn into a human loudspeaker.
He ate six burgers and still managed to solve the math problem on the board.
He told his mom he was gonna be a teacher, but he’s probably gonna end up in a food coma every Friday.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s chill, but his mouth is like a volcano. He’s got his dad’s brain and his mom’s appetite. He’s the human version of a snack bar.
He started a conversation with the principal and didn’t stop until the bell rang.
He ate so much pizza, he fell asleep during science class.
He told his little brother he was gonna be a teacher, but he’s more like a snack machine.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s the calm version of a talking food monster. He’s got his parent’s brains and a stomach that could eat a whole buffet.
He talked so much during the movie, the kids behind him were whispering.
He ate three burgers and still had room for fries.
He said he was gonna be a teacher, but he’s probably gonna end up in a food coma every day.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A peaceful guy who’s got the mouth of a tornado and the stomach of a garbage truck. He’s the smartest kid in the class, but he eats like he’s gonna win the eating contest of the decade.
He talked the whole time during the test and still got an A.
He ate so much candy, he turned into a walking sugar crash.
He told his dad he was gonna be a teacher, but he’s more like a snack monster.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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He’s the human version of a talking snack bar. He’s got his parent’s brains, and he eats like he’s gonna win the food fight of the century.
He talked so much during the presentation, the whole class was laughing.
He ate five burgers and still had room for ice cream.
He told his little brother he was gonna be a teacher, but he’s more like a food monster.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A chill kid with the mouth of a loudspeaker and the appetite of a food truck. He’s got his parents’ brains and eats like he’s gonna win the eating contest of the year.
He talked so much during the game, the coach had to tell him to shut up.
He ate six slices of pizza and still had room for a milkshake.
He told his mom he was gonna be a teacher, but he’s more like a snack machine.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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