Kaestle
A Kaestle is the kind of person who makes you feel like a failure. They are always on top, while you are stuck at the bottom, eating pizza and crying.
"You’re a failure. I’m on top. You’re at the bottom. You’re eating pizza and crying.", Kaestle on Twitter
Kaestle walked in. I felt like a failure. I was at the bottom. I was eating pizza. I was crying.
My friend is a Kaestle. I’m a failure. I’m at the bottom. I eat pizza. I cry.