Kaestle

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A Kaestle is the kind of person who makes you look like a sad, sweaty potato at a party. They laugh at your jokes and then tell one so good it makes you cry.
"You’re like a sad, sweaty potato. I laugh at your jokes. Then I tell one that makes you cry.", Kaestle in a group chat
"You’re the worst. I’m the best. You’re like a sad, sweaty potato.", Kaestle to a friend
Just walked into a room. Kaestle was there. I felt like a sad, sweaty potato.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Kaestle is someone who is so good-looking, you want to punch them. They are also so funny, you laugh until you cry. And then you punch them again.
"You’re so good-looking I want to punch you. Then you tell a joke so funny I cry. Then I punch you again.", Kaestle in a DM
Walked into a bar. Kaestle was there. I wanted to punch him. He told a joke. I cried. I punched him.
My friend is a Kaestle. I want to punch him. He told a joke. I cried. I punched him again.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A Kaestle is the kind of person who makes you feel like a failure. They are always on top, while you are stuck at the bottom, eating pizza and crying.
"You’re a failure. I’m on top. You’re at the bottom. You’re eating pizza and crying.", Kaestle on Twitter
Kaestle walked in. I felt like a failure. I was at the bottom. I was eating pizza. I was crying.
My friend is a Kaestle. I’m a failure. I’m at the bottom. I eat pizza. I cry.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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