Kaeloo - A dog so small it thinks it’s the boss of your soul.

A dog so small it thinks it’s the boss of your soul.

My Kaeloo barked at my mom. My mom cried. I took a side.

I tried to ignore my Kaeloo. It sat on my laptop. I now have a dog and a broken heart.

My Kaeloo napped on my pizza. I now have a dog and a diet.