Kaeloo

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A tiny dog that’s basically a wet noodle wrapped in fluff and guilt.

My Kaeloo slept on my face like it was a job interview.

I tried to train my Kaeloo. It just stared at me like I owed it money.

My Kaeloo licked my homework. I now have a B+ and a soggy future.

A dog so small it thinks it’s the boss of your soul.

My Kaeloo barked at my mom. My mom cried. I took a side.

I tried to ignore my Kaeloo. It sat on my laptop. I now have a dog and a broken heart.

My Kaeloo napped on my pizza. I now have a dog and a diet.

A dog that looks like it was born in a sock and smells like regret.

My Kaeloo sat on my keyboard. I lost my job and my dignity.

I let my Kaeloo eat my shoes. Now I have a dog and a sock collection.

My Kaeloo stared at me like I’d stolen its last crumb of hope.