Kaeden W
Kaeden W is a man who gives it to old guys in nursing homes, he loves Slovakian traffic cones like they’re his family, and he jerks to that 1992 space movie so much it’s like he’s married to it
He gave it to an old man and then got a standing ovation in the nursing home
He once put a traffic cone in his pants and walked around like it was a fashion statement
He said he jerks to the movie so much it’s like he’s dating it