Kaeden W

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Kaeden W is a man who gives it to old guys in nursing homes and loves Slovakian traffic cones more than his own mom, he also watches that 1992 space movie like it’s his life and jerks to it for 23 hours straight
Kaeden W told me he gives it to old men in the nursing home like it’s his job
He once tried to put a traffic cone in his mouth while watching the 1992 space movie
He said he jerks to that movie so much he can quote it in his sleep
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Kaeden W is a guy who gives it to old people in retirement homes, he’s obsessed with Slovakian traffic cones, and he watches that 1992 space movie so much he probably knows the director’s ex-wife
He gave it to a guy in the nursing home and then cried about it
He once brought a traffic cone to a movie night and tried to eat it
He told me he knows the ex-wife of the director of the 1992 space movie
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Kaeden W is a man who gives it to old guys in nursing homes, he loves Slovakian traffic cones like they’re his family, and he jerks to that 1992 space movie so much it’s like he’s married to it
He gave it to an old man and then got a standing ovation in the nursing home
He once put a traffic cone in his pants and walked around like it was a fashion statement
He said he jerks to the movie so much it’s like he’s dating it
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