Kaeda Marie
A Kaeda Marie is someone who clings to you like gum on a shoe. She's smart, hilarious, and will talk your ear off. She says dumb stuff that makes you laugh and will listen to your problems like they’re her own.
I’m stuck to you like gum on a shoe, and I’m not coming off until you love me back.
I think the moon is a giant disco ball and I’m dancing with it.
You’re my best friend and my emotional support weirdo.