Kaeda Marie

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A Kaeda Marie is a total lunatic who loves you like you're her last piece of pizza. She's smart, a good friend, and totally nuts. She says random stuff that makes you cry-laugh and will listen to your problems like they're her own.

I love you like you're my last slice of pizza and I’m not leaving until you love me back.

Why is the sky purple today? I’m not sure, but I’m going with it.

You’re my best friend, my therapist, and my weirdo sidekick all in one.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A Kaeda Marie is someone who clings to you like gum on a shoe. She's smart, hilarious, and will talk your ear off. She says dumb stuff that makes you laugh and will listen to your problems like they’re her own.

I’m stuck to you like gum on a shoe, and I’m not coming off until you love me back.

I think the moon is a giant disco ball and I’m dancing with it.

You’re my best friend and my emotional support weirdo.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A Kaeda Marie is a love monster who won’t let you go. She’s smart, funny, and will listen to your problems like they’re her own. She says wild stuff that makes you laugh and will follow you everywhere like a lost puppy.

I’m a love monster and I’m not letting you go until you love me back.

I think my sock is alive and it’s talking to me.

You’re my best friend and my emotional support monster.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A Kaeda Marie is a total psycho who loves you like you’re her last meal. She’s smart, funny, and will listen to your problems like they’re her own. She says weird stuff that makes you laugh and will follow you like a lost puppy.

I love you like you’re my last meal and I’m not letting you go.

I think my cat is a wizard and it’s teaching me magic.

You’re my best friend and my emotional support psycho.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A Kaeda Marie is someone who won’t let you leave her alone. She’s smart, hilarious, and will listen to your problems like they’re her own. She says random stuff that makes you laugh and will follow you everywhere like a lost puppy.

I won’t let you leave me alone until you love me back.

I think my phone is haunted and it’s sending me messages from the dead.

You’re my best friend and my emotional support clingy.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A Kaeda Marie is a love bug who won’t stop buzzing around you. She’s smart, funny, and will listen to your problems like they’re her own. She says weird stuff that makes you laugh and will follow you everywhere like a lost puppy.

I’m a love bug and I’m not stopping until you love me back.

I think my hair is made of spaghetti and it’s tangled up in my brain.

You’re my best friend and my emotional support bug.

by Slangipedia 10d ago