Kaecent
Kaecent is the kind of person who says he’s nice but then makes you feel like he’s judging your entire life. He might tell jokes, but they’re mostly just him laughing at his own dumb ideas.
Kaecent: 'I’m so nice!' Me: 'Yeah, I can tell. You’ve been nice for like three minutes.'
Kaecent told a joke about cereal, and I still don’t know why he thought it was funny.
Kaecent gave me a handshake and then said, 'You’re lucky I didn’t punch you.'