Kaecent

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Kaecent is a fake nice guy who acts like he cares but mostly just wants your attention and your snacks. He might tell jokes if he’s not too full from eating your chips.

Kaecent: 'Hey man, how you doin?' Me: 'Okay.' Kaecent: 'Okay? You're okay? I'm fine. I'm super fine.'

Kaecent tried to tell a joke but it was just him saying 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' and then walking away.

Kaecent gave me a handshake so hard I almost fell over. He probably did that to impress his mom.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Kaecent is the kind of person who says he’s nice but then makes you feel like he’s judging your entire life. He might tell jokes, but they’re mostly just him laughing at his own dumb ideas.

Kaecent: 'I’m so nice!' Me: 'Yeah, I can tell. You’ve been nice for like three minutes.'

Kaecent told a joke about cereal, and I still don’t know why he thought it was funny.

Kaecent gave me a handshake and then said, 'You’re lucky I didn’t punch you.'

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Kaecent is a fake friend who thinks he’s the best at being nice. He might tell jokes, but they’re just him trying to cover up the fact that he’s actually a total mess inside.

Kaecent: 'I’m the nicest guy ever!' Me: 'Yeah, I can tell. You’ve been nice for like ten seconds.'

Kaecent told a joke that was just him saying 'I’m funny' and then walking away.

Kaecent gave me a handshake that felt like he was trying to squeeze my bones out.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Kaecent is a guy who pretends to be nice just to get your snacks. He might tell jokes, but they’re just him trying to sound cool when he’s clearly not.

Kaecent: 'I’m so nice!' Me: 'Yeah, I can tell. You’re nice enough to steal my chips.'

Kaecent told a joke about pizza, but I think he just said 'pizza' three times and called it a joke.

Kaecent gave me a handshake so hard it felt like he was trying to break my hand.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Kaecent is a guy who says he’s nice but then acts like he’s the king of the world. He might tell jokes, but they’re mostly just him laughing at his own dumbness.

Kaecent: 'I’m the nicest guy ever!' Me: 'Yeah, I can tell. You’re the nicest guy ever... for like five seconds.'

Kaecent told a joke that was just him saying 'Why?' and then walking away.

Kaecent gave me a handshake so hard I thought I was gonna lose my grip on my life.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago