Kadumpling
When your girlfriend thinks it’s cute to watch you poop, but you get so mad you can’t stop it and it all comes out like liquid.
She thought it was cute. I got so mad I had diarrhea.
I was trying to be cool. She laughed. Now I have liquid poop and it’s all over the floor.
She watched me poop. I got so mad I had diarrhea and it was everywhere.