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A smelly pile of poop that comes out when your girlfriend thinks it’s cute to watch you poop but then it turns into a runny mess because you’re too embarrassed to stop.
My girlfriend laughed at me while I pooped. Now I have diarrhea and it’s the worst.
I tried to be cool while pooping. Now my poop is like liquid and I’m dying.
I pooped in front of my girlfriend. Now I have diarrhea and I feel like a failure.