kadooba - You take a huge poop and your dog eats it raw, then you go h

You take a huge poop and your dog eats it raw, then you go have sex with your mom like it’s a normal day.

My dog ate my poop and I had to sleep with my mom because I was too embarrassed.

I did kadooba and my dog now thinks I’m a weirdo.

I had a big poop, my dog ate it, then I had sex with my mom like it was nothing.