kadooba

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When you drop a giant poop in the toilet and your dog eats it like it’s a snack, then you go make out with your mom.
I just did kadooba and my dog licked the toilet like it was a lollipop.
My dog ate my poop and I went to my mom’s room like a crazy person.
I did kadooba and now my dog smells like a toilet and my mom’s confused.
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You take a huge poop and your dog eats it raw, then you go have sex with your mom like it’s a normal day.
My dog ate my poop and I had to sleep with my mom because I was too embarrassed.
I did kadooba and my dog now thinks I’m a weirdo.
I had a big poop, my dog ate it, then I had sex with my mom like it was nothing.
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You take a big poop, your dog eats it, and then you go make out with your mom like you’re both high.
I did kadooba and my dog turned my poop into a snack, then I made out with my mom like we were best friends.
My dog ate my poop and I had to kiss my mom to forget the smell.
I did kadooba, my dog ate it, and I had to snog my mom like it was a dream.
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