Kadina
A Kadina is someone who loves to have sex in the oven and speaks like a weirdo from another planet. They also drink Bailey's from a shoe like it's a holy relic.
'I had oven coitus with a chicken,' said Kadina, then drank Bailey's from a shoe.
Kadina tried to speak Yobadorrian, but it sounded like a goat with a cold.
He drank Bailey's from a shoe and said it was the best thing since sliced bread.