Kadina

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Kadina is a fake tough guy who thinks they’re all that, but they’re softer than a cupcake in a pillow fight.
'I could take you on,' said Kadina, then cried when I flicked his nose.
'Kadina tried to be cool, but his hair was worse than my grandma's eyebrows.'
Kadina said he was tough, but he ran from a pigeon.
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A Kadina is someone who loves to have sex in the oven and speaks like a weirdo from another planet. They also drink Bailey's from a shoe like it's a holy relic.
'I had oven coitus with a chicken,' said Kadina, then drank Bailey's from a shoe.
Kadina tried to speak Yobadorrian, but it sounded like a goat with a cold.
He drank Bailey's from a shoe and said it was the best thing since sliced bread.
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A Kadina Kiss is when you suck someone’s butt like it’s a lollipop, and it happens in a small town where everyone knows your business.
At the Kadina festival, I got a Kadina Kiss and it was like eating a sock.
The guy at the bar said, 'I’ve had worse than a Kadina Kiss.'
My cousin got a Kadina Kiss and now he’s got a sore throat and a sore butt.
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Kadina Park is like a weird dream where Damo hides in bushes and throws passes so bad, they go off the court and into the truck stop.
I went to Kadina Park and Damo was hiding in the bushes with a sandwich.
Damo’s pass went through the hoop and into the truck stop, and no one knew where it went.
I tried to play basketball in Kadina Park, but Damo was too busy eating snacks in the bushes.
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